An Nigerian Interstate

From the moment I didn’t sleep last night
I new this would be a picturesque day
My cuff-links link my disguise to propriety
While the civil defence corps chase normal anomalies

Our conductor sags confidently outside the speeding metal carcass
Rapping out locations like a mother hen calling to her young
Tribes like condiments sprinkle across the pedestrian dawn
Answering or ignoring dusty times from dusk to dusk.

Drivers chorus locations, a medley of journeys
As Soldiers beside them bully points home
The hum of this new steed is louder than the city
I don’t need my earphones, the silence is enough oblivion.

Near, Death experiences disappointment…
But my journey has hatched fulfillment…
Now we’re looking for the programmes
To order it with African time’s chaos

As the pastor blunders through the protocol
I doze in and out of reality at random
Wondering if these people were all invited
While my eyes wander, the wind’s suitors.

ATHEIST HOLY DAY (re: Osione)

In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,
“Case dismissed!”

The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,
“Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.

The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays…”

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, “But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant.”
The lawyer said,” Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists.”
The judge said, “The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day.
Psalm 14:1 states, ‘The fool says in his heart, there is no God.’

Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.

Court is adjourned…”

You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!

This is too good not to forward!