Miss Conception

​HOST:

2016 years ago it began. From the heartbeat of one man to the very souls of the entire earth today, Kings and Priests, Fellow Saints of the Most High! The CEDARS warmly welcome you  to another mind-blowing time. This is… Miss Conception 2016!!!

*applause
HOST:

Tonight; I am filled so much excitement and joy to present to you, five of the Daughters of Conception!!  

Miss Prayer Conception

Miss Fasting Conception

Miss Security Conception 

Miss Giving Conception

Miss Identity Conception
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Are they not beautiful?

These beautiful faces have held ransom the hearts of millions…
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Welcome, Ladies. Now! Prayer, you have seen huge amounts of patronage in the last century. Please tell us how its been; ups and downs…how much impact would you say you’ve made in the industry today?
MISS PRAYER CONCEPTION:

Well, normally my place should command perpetual presence…

*jovial unintelligible interruption from Miss Security

MISS PRAYER CONCEPTION (continues smiling):

Yeah my foundation should command perpetual presence of everyone, but the thing is that in the industry today people associate some of us Conceptions with the same process they suffer from some their governments establishments; they come when they heavy with some anxiety and expect instant emancipation, which would be harmless if they didn’t disappear once they get what they are looking for. Those who don’t come for that reason come as a means of either fulfilling obligations or of contacting some mystical power. It’s all very saddening when you consider in ….

Those are the anticlines however, people asking for things they already own, praying for death instead of life..etc

On the up-side it really is perpetual communion, and this is possible through the Spirit of Truth.
THE HOST:

Wow! I think it’s so good to hear prayer speak from such a position. Are we in agreement or being enchanted by her assuaging voice? Fasting, you are often consulted along with Miss Prayer due to your interdependent roles in the industry. What do you think of Miss Prayers assertions?
MISS FASTING CONCEPTION:

The thing is… all our offices are intertwined both in role and understanding. Take for instance, The Foundation of Miss Identity; without proper knowledge of her technicalities, there is bound to be misinterpretation of the roles of the rest of us. I can’t even expect to relate how many times people expect me to carry out Prayer’s responsibilities and actually give me credit when she does her job.

The thing is… some people don’t know my history, how I was first initiated into the industry, how I used to live with the mournful. It is hard to believe because now New Creation magazine has really redefined my portfolio…
THE HOST:

That is so true and we are all happy to experience the New Fasting. You can find more details of that in the Isaiah 58 article of The Old Testament Magazine. Miss Security…

*Miss Security interrupts
MISS SECURITY CONCEPTION

As in eh?!  If I say I want to enumerate all my grievances at the misinterpretation of my role and even the gross ignorance of my parameters, we will stay here till rainy season OH!!
THE HOST:

Calm down Miss Security. We will be right back after this short break; this is Miss Conception 2016, don’t go anywhere. 

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Welcome back to Miss Conception 2016. Now, Miss Security, Which part of your large portfolio would you like to tell us about?
MISS SECURITY CONCEPTION

Of course it is the Weapons matter. Which part of ‘love your enemies’ don’t we understand? It’s baffling. I can imagine how it would be if the early Apostles had taken up arms back in the days of persecution. Today it is a normal thing to see armed men ‘guarding’ the glory. And you wonder who they then look to for protection when they so obviously have left behind the Ways of the Love and Peace. Everyone is walking in stilettos studded with fear and we expect Faith to trend on twitter… Oh it is ridiculous.
THE HOST:

Speaking of twitter; Miss Identity, what does your foundation have to say about this matter? And I want you, as Miss Security has done, speak about the Industry within your sphere.
MISS IDENTITY CONCEPTION

Hmmm. There was a time when ‘gathering of the Brethren’ Produtions concentrated on enlightening the public concerning their rights and privileges, telling them who they are. But now its they have broken off into denominations and local outlets so that even the big gatherings no longer even remember what it’s about. If people are not trooping to Miss Prayer, they are off to Miss Fasting and I think the real problem is…from my department.

THE HOST

Really interesting, think about that on this short break; this is… Miss Conception 2016, don’t go anywhere. 

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*applause on ‘Action’

Welcome back to Miss Conception 2016.
*MURMURING

THE HOST

Now, MISS IDENTITY; for those just joining us, and even some of us who’ve been here, please explain how The Conceptions have been influenced by your office. 
MISS IDENTITY CONCEPTION (continues):

Hmmm. See it is not a matter of telling or advising or even educating people about roles because those lines can again be blurred in the face of the different designers that are in every corner today. The problem is that everyone thinks they need something… we in the industry need to always remember and be reminded that we have indeed been blessed with everything…

*thunderous applause

MISS IDENTITY CONCEPTION (continues so the applause fades):

We have been blessed with everything that we need…inside each and every one of us.
THE HOST:

So right…so right. So many selfies with Jesus and Saint Paul will keep anyone conscious of this. Now, Last…

*whooping cheers from the audience

..Last but most definitely not the least; Miss Giving Conception. In the light of all that the Miss Conceptions have said, I’d like you to cap it all up. 
MISS GIVING CONCEPTION

First of all… I’d like to give thanks to God for where we are in the Kingdom today. My sister Conceptions call it the Industry, but I like to call it the Kingdom and also I give thanks to …em…the CEDARS.

To cap this all up I think everyone needs to remember a quote for each of these my Sister Conceptions.

With my Darling Identity, remember, you are co-heirs with Christ

With Miss Prayer, Man ought to pray always, not at 12am or before every meal…always

With Miss Fasting, if the Lord does not build a house, they labour in vain that build it.

With the radiant Miss Security… The righteous shall live by faith.

THE HOST 

And For yourself?
MISS FASTING

I think it should be,’No one asks and it is not given to them…’
MISS GIVING (*nodding and smiling)

Okay…I think I like that.
THE HOST

You’ve heard from them, the Conceptions themselves. Thank you Ladies, for making the time for us today.

*applause

Now, my Lovely Audience, you must have noticed this empty seat. It wasn’t left so by mistake. This chair represents your mind;like Miss prayer said, only in the Spirit of Truth can we be equipped sincerely through the Word. Will you crown Truth in your mind or should we expect another Miss Conception?

Till next time, Kings and Priests, Fellow Saints of The Most High…this is Miss Conception 2016!!!!

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