Class List

I’ve observed that in every department In
school, there are this set of students you
would always find in your department no
matter what. Well, with enough said, let’s
start from somewhere.
See below:-
1. THE S.U(s): These sets of students are
always “spiritual” thus looking @ every
other student in the class like sinners. Any
small issue,they would start quoting bible!
2. THE EFIWES/GURUS: Theses one’s are the
first class students always reading at the
slightest opportunity. At times,they make
you look very unserious. They hardly joke/
play in the class. Always reading!
3. THE SLEEPING MACHINES : I have two of
them in my department. Chai,they can
sleep for Africa! Morning,afternoon or
evening lectures,they are always dozing or
sleeping like tomorrow no dey.
4. THE DECEIVERS: I call them the deceivers
Coz these sets of students are the most
playful in class. Always too playful either
lecture is on or not. The deceiving part of
it is these people read like teracopy behind
close doors,have good grades yet always
too playful. Most times,they appear
unserious but let result come out,you
would be shocked to see them with the best
grades. The foolish students joins them
playing not knowing what He does behind
close doors.
5. THE I.T.Ks: These people can be very
annoying! Always wanting their own
opinion/suggestion to supersede others.
They think they are always right whenever
issues arises.
6. THE COOL DUDE/BAE: These ones hardly
talks in class. They just enter,sit,write and
leave the class. They only tend to talk with
just two people in a class of 80.
7. THE WAVES STUDENT: You only see these
ones whenever there’s test,pratical & exam.
Sometimes,you wonder if truly they are
8. THE CAUSE TROUBLE: At any slight
opportunity,they don cause trouble. Fight
with this,fight with that. Hardly will a week
go by without them fighting anybody. They
can also implicate the whole class at times.
challenge unserious lecturers,corrupt class
reps who all they want is to milk you dry
and yet embezzel course notes money. They
challenge any decision that is against the
interest of the students.
10. THE OLODOs: These ones no sabi
anything! They can even tell you to spell
their name for them or remind them their
matric number. Sitting with such people
during exams can be frustrating. They beg
you to spell for them even after telling
them answers!
11. THE FRONT/BACK SITTERS: No matter the
circumstances,these ones will always sit
either in the front or at the back. Some
even have permanent sit they assigned to
12. THE FUNNY BONES: A day without them
in class,it always boring. They can make
joke out of anything! Even lecturers are
aware of their humorous attitudes. No
matter how the whole class is serious or
tensed up,they would always make you
13. LATE COMERS: Morning,afternoon or
evening,they are always late to lectures so
much that lecturers know them as serial
late comers.
would always have something to talk
about. They hardly keep quiet. They can
talk from now till rapture comes.
15. Add yours……and tell me which group you
belong….. # copied

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