Naija Hijists

1).  He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist – Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

2).  He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret – Abraham Lincoln (1864)

3).  Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any – Albert Macauley (1872)

4).  Drinking Garri doesn’t mean u’re poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty – Queen Elizabeth (1893)

5).  Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder – Michael Faraday (1899)

6).  Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything – Williams Shakespeare (1900)

7).  Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria – Lord Lugard (1904)

8).  He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry – Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

9).  He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume – Nelson Mandela (1973)

10).  No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam – Prof Jega (2015)

11).  Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly – Barack Obama (2014).

And he  who reads and does not share this is naturally stingy.
Don’t laugh alone, pass it on.

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